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Here, $80,000 to help ugly people fuck

Oh, he’s autistic, he’s “in the spectrum” so open up the vagina of the Universe and let the poor baby slither in

Here’s $123K (asking $20k) for Seth to suck cock

Make Seth a hoya? He’s gonna be a pimpa with all that bank, not a hoya

Here, give this guy $94k because he’s fucking dead

Oh, goes to his unborn son. Well, no disrespect meant to that. However, let’s see a DNA test ‘cuz I’ve seen crazier stories than this on Maury Povich twenty fnig years ago

Please, stop sending us money to Bring ship a balloon over seas. That must cost what? $23,000+ keep sending money assholes